Ask a Dead Squirrel
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Monday, October 19, 2009
Are there acorns in that bucket?
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Can squirrels hang?
I have never, EVER seen a motherfucker put it away like Bucky over here. 8 shots of Jager, 4 Car Bombs, 4 Mind erasers...motherfucker's like a black hole of booze or some shit! I watched him do shots of Gordon's out of the ass crack of a chipmunk! He don't give a FUUUUUUUCK! You my boy, Bucky...I fuckin love you bro! HEADBUTT! AGH! YEAH!
Friday, May 15, 2009
Ask a dead...PIG?!
Monday, May 11, 2009
Do squirrels celebrate President's day?
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Which way is North?
This helpful little fella was just what me and the Mrs. needed on our little day trip of antiquing in New Hope, PA.
I wanted some vintage frames... she wanted used books...what's a couple to do?! We were raring up for a thin-lipped, passive aggressive, white couple fight when Bucky here helped us end our fight by pointing us in the direction of his favorite little antiquery: The Oak Hole.
Thanks little friend! It's getting hot out here, maybe it's time you run along!
(special thanks to the crone bone on this one)
Monday, April 27, 2009
Can stepping on a crack actually break your back?
The age old question that has haunted people with obessive compulsive disorder for years.
My furry little mate has proven that, yes, stepping on a crack CAN cause one to break their back.
If you look closely you can actually see his back; and a couple of organs. Unfortunately it's a little late for thank you's.
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